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Access Restricted to ZooSponsors*!

If you are not a member...

Why not become a ZooSponsor and behold the wonders behind these closed doors?

If you are a loyal ZooSponsor and...

...you forgot your username and/or password:

...you entered in your login information:

...you did not get prompted to enter your login information:

  • If you are using Internet Explorer, follow the steps below, drink a glass of refreshing bourbon, and try again.

    • In Explorer, go to "Tools" > "Internet Options..."
    • Click on the "Security" tab.
    • Make sure "Internet" is highlighted.
    • Click on the "Custom Level..." button.
    • Scroll down to the bottom and verify that under "User Authentication" > "Logon" that "Automatic logon only in Intranet zone" is clicked on. If it isn't, click it on.
    • Click on "OK" to save your security settings. (the window will close)
    • Click on "OK" to save your internet options. (the window will close)
    • Close all your browser windows, restart Explorer then then login again. You should get a password prompt.

...you tried everything above and shit still ain't right:


*ZooSponsor (noun) - a kindred soul who forks over a measly $12 to keep the foolishness of Zooass alive.